SCARLET:
 

My conkybine, I need it soon,
I hope this pussy catches up with you
And finds you in hell
I’ve been dry but I’m callin’ your name
And everything’s the same ol’ same in vaginaville
Your stubborn ol’ ass ain’t givin’ me much
But I sure do know you need some cunt,
And I have a hard on
And I’m waiting for bone

Go hold it up and show your buddies
Like you ain’t scared and your cock’s not ugly
And they all laugh
Like there's somethin’ funny ‘bout the way you hang
When I say, “but he’s the best ya’ll”
I roll up my tits and put ‘em in my shirt
Pick up my dildo and get back to work
And it keeps me drivin’ on
Waitin’ on
you to give me some bone

My conkybine it’s almost gone
I've been lyin’ here all night long
Wonderin’ where you might be
I saw your best friend and I showed him my thing
he said if you weren’t around he might give me his ding
So I couldn't sleep
But I'll be all right,

I'm just horny for you
And this is me wishing for you
I need a big “O”
I’m waiting for your bone

Go hold it up and show your buddies
Like you ain’t scared and your cock’s not ugly
And they all laugh
Cause you have no money,

And can’t get it hard
I roll up my tits and put ‘em in my shirt
Pick up my dildo and get back to work
And it keeps me drivin’ on
Waitin’ on
you to give me some bone

My conkybine I know I ain’t young
But sittin’ here tonight alone in the kitchen, I need to cum

I might not have said it so I'll say it how?

You need Viagra now…

Go hold it up and show your buddies
Like you ain’t scared and your cock’s not ugly
And they all laugh
But there ain’t nothing funny

When it makes you cry

Because I got an early surprise

I roll up my tits and put ‘em in my shirt
Pick up my dildo and get back to work
And it keeps me drivin’ on
Waitin’ on
you to give me some bone.

SHIFTY:
 

My Dearest John it's almost noon
You know I swallow and I deep throat too
Just ring my bell
I’ve sucked cock while you’ve called my name
And every dicks the same ol’ same in Johnsonville
Your floppy old fatty just needs a woman’s touch
And I'm sure you know I suck with love
As she goes down
Another Hummer from Joan

I zip it up and hide my chubby
Like she don’t care that I spoofed her cubby
And then I laugh
Like there's somethin’ funny bout my little cock
Mama did her best ya’ll
I fold it up and put it in my shorts
Drop off her twenty and get back to work
And it keeps me drivin’ on
Waitin’ on
Those Hummer’s from Joan

My Dearest Joan it's almost dawn
I've been lyin’ here all night long
Wonderin’ where you might be
I saw your sister and I showed her my thing

She got made and hit it with something
So I couldn't sleep
But I'll be all right, my balls are just turnin’ blue
And this is me missin’ you
And the way that you blow
Hummer’s from Joan

I zip it down and show my chubby
Her tits are fair but her crotch smells funny
But she gets me hard
Cause her mouth works all the right parts
I fold it up and put it in my shorts
Drop off her twenty and get back to work
And it keeps me drivin’ on
Waitin’ on
Those Hummer’s from Joan

Dear John, I’m sorry you got bitten
And going down tonight on some stranger in his kitchen, it occurs to me
I might not have said it so I'll say it now
John I get around

I zip it up and hide my chubby
Like she don’t care that I spoofed her cubby
But no one laughs
Cause there ain’t nothin’ funny when you jizz in her eyes
And I just wipe my thighs
I fold it up and put it in my shorts
Drop off her twenty and get back to work
And it keeps me drivin’ on
Waitin’ on
Sweet Hummer’s from Joan

ROAST:
 

“My Dearest Son it's your ‘poon
I hope this letter catches up with you
And finds you well
I’ve been dry and it’s a major pain
And nothin’s the same with out your Johnsonville
Your flaiccid ol’ daddy ain’t hard too much
But I'm sure you know he pulls his pud
And she goes on
In a letter from home

I hold it up and show my buddies
To prove my mom likes it in her “muddy”
And they all laugh
Like there's somethin’ funny ‘bout the way I talk
When I say, “Mamma gives the best head ya’ll”
I fold it up and put it in my shirt
Shoot some come and get back to work
And it keeps me pounden’ on
Waitin’ on
Letters from home

“My Dearest Love it's almost dawn
I've been trying not to be threatened by your mom
I’m wonderin’ where you might be
I saw your Mamma and she said it stings to pee
It reminded me of something

So I couldn't sleep
But I'll be all right, I'm just missin’ you
And this is me kissin’ you
Xs and Os”
In a letter from home

I hold it up and show my buddies
To prove my mom likes it in her “muddy”
And they all laugh
Like there's somethin’ funny ‘bout the way I talk
When I say, “Mamma gives the best head ya’ll”
I fold it up and put it in my shirt
Shoot some come and get back to work
And it keeps me pounden’ on
Waitin’ on
Letters from home

“Dear son, I know I ain’t written
But sittin’ here tonight alone in the kitchen, it occurs to me
I might not have said it so I'll say it now
Son, I know you’re fucking your mom”

I hold it up and show my buddies
To prove my mom likes it in her “muddy”
And they all laugh
Like there's somethin’ funny ‘bout the way I talk
When I say, “Mamma gives the best head ya’ll”
I fold it up and put it in my shirt
Shoot some come and get back to work
And it keeps me pounden’ on
Waitin’ on
Letters from home