Shifty's prude......are ya listnen'
Lisa's crotch......see it glistnen'
She'll want to go home, if she can't get boned,
Walking round with no underwear.
In the class, you can see the romance,
It is really the talk of the town,
You ask her if she's getting laid, she says "No Man,"
"But Shifty pulls his pud when I'm not around....."
By the fire........see it crackle
Sex for Shifty......went out like Snapple
Now he's sittin at home, he's all alone,
Walkin' round with no under ware.
In the class, you can see the romance,
It is really the talk of the town,
You ask her if she's getting laid, she says "No Man,"
"But Shifty pulls his pud when I'm not around....."
Hit it quick.......get in position
if it itches......see a physician
stings when you pee, you've caught a good S.T.D.
Walkin' round with no under ware.
