'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

by Shifty

Twas the week before Christmas
My brain was all fried
Possibly due to the all
the Heroine I tried.

School was almost over
Just three tests to take
In my car back to Shit Town
I shall sit and Clam Bake.

No presents have I purchased
No gifts have I wrapped
I am broke and in need
Of a nice Acid nap.

Through blood shot eyes
I will celebrate the season
And snort more cocaine
For no particular reason.

I hear the sleigh bells
They ring in my head
As I strike out at the man
By doing mushrooms before bed.

To sleep for and hour when
Suddenly Saint Nick
Drops into my room with a bong
"Take a hit"

Back to the cycle
Of needles that prick
I would go back to the good life
But food makes me sick!
 

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