FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

by Roast

Lisa, the no-man,
has a hard time getting laid.
She wants Shifty to fill up her hole,
but he drinks and smokes all day.

Lisa, the no-man,
blows Shifty in the shade.
Oral sex is not her thing,
she's just trying to get laid.

There must be some horniness left,
in this old limp dick she found.
For when she puts it in her cheek,
it starts to dance around.

Poor Lisa, the no-man,
is doomed for no fool around.
You can't compete with bottles of Jack,
and weed bought by the pound.
 

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