Cum
drops on bosoms & shorn pubes on giners,
going out drinking & then puking in diners,
Boogers on fingers that I can then fling,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Porn sites for free & cheap lesbian strippers,
A girl in black leather that asks me to whip her,
The way women wear those short shorts in the spring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
when the dicks limp,
when the pee stings,
when I am feeling so sad.
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Girls who like men & small little weenies,
big breasts, small waists & thong bikinis,
a nighty that comes off by pulling one string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
when the dicks limp,
when the pee stings,
when I am feeling so sad.
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
