Dashing through the house
With my pants around my legs
Over the couch I fell
Screaming all the way (don't kill me!)
Balls caught in my zipper
My lip I had to bite
But still I managed to run down the street
And make it home all right
Oh Kiss my ass
That was close
I can't believe I got away
It sure was fun
To ride that girl
When her dad went out that day
A day or two ago
I met this girl named Sue
To me she looked alright
But her boobs sagged to her shoes
So superficial me
Decided to move along
And got caught up with a married chick
Where did I go wrong?
Oh Kiss my ass
That was close
I can't believe I got away
It sure was fun
To ride that girl
But for my fun I'll pay
A day or two ago
My story I must not tell
In church I could repent
But still I'll go to hell
The only thing I know
I will carry from this day
When you listen to the penis talk
Your ass will surely pay
Oh Kiss my ass
That was close
I can't believe I got away
It sure was fun
To ride that girl
But for my fun I'll pay
All the girls are fine
Get 'em while you're young
Have sex all the time
But protect old number one
Just so you know one day
We all must settle down
And if you find it hurts to pee
You're sure to wear a frown.
