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FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

by Shifty

 

Shifty get laid man,
What have you got to lose?
Put down the pipe and lay of the Skoal,
And focus on one goal.


Dori is waiting,
She wants it more each day.


Sure its nice to get some head
But why not just get layed.


There must be something tragic,
Hidden in your pants some wear.


For when you find a chick whose fine,
You act just like a queer.


Oh Shifty get laid man,
You're young and wild and free.


You can still get high, but before you fry,
You should try to nail Dori.
 

 

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