A recent survey was conducted regarding the male
preference for blow jobs.
In response to the question, "Why do men like blow jobs?",
over 100,000 men in the survey responded as follows:
10% like the feeling
12% like the dominance
78% love the fucking silence.
RULES TO A HAPPY LIFE
Five Rules to a Happy Life:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from
time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t
lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes
to be with you.
5. It’s Very, Very Important that these four women don’t know each
other.
GROWING UP
JOHNNY THE PAPER GUY
Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a
door, a lady
answers, and he says, "Collect... that'll be five dollars."
She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give
you
sex instead."
Johnny says, "All right."
He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the
biggest dick she's ever seen. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket,
pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto
his
dick.
She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it."
