A while back, I started a new trend that I plan to continue, even
now that I’m single. I’d have these family holidays with my in-laws,
such as Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter. Well, a while back I
decided that I would get face down shit housed drunk when ever they
were visiting me or me visiting them. This includes Holidays, no
matter how religious. It’s like a game. I know I’ll be hung over the
next day, but anybody that attempts to drink with me will be far
worse off. Last Easter was the greatest because it was the first
time I ever really “punished” my father-in-law in the drinking
category. Easter morning comes, only a couple hours after we went to
bed, and I’m shaking and throwing up, and decided I’d better sit
this little church event out. My wife had no problem with this,
having learned her lesson quite well on another
occasion. The father-in-law had no such luck, and paid for it
all day while I slept in. Point, game, and match. I have a problem
with religion right now any way. I'm questioning the whole
relationship ideal that people have. I mean, are we meant to spend
all our life with one person? Or is that just an idea placed in
front of us by various religions in order to keep the world the way
they wanted it? I mean, the whole Catholic combo of saving yourself
for marriage, then when you get married, promising to raise your
kids Catholic, and THEN, saying birth control is a sin basically
just goes to insure the future of the Catholic church. See, if you
have kids out of wedlock (lock being the key word there) you don't
have as much influence to what religion they are. They won't be as
devout in their faith, there for won't put as much money in the
basket. But, if you have kids in marriage, and are guilted into
taking them to church, then they grow up to be good cash cows for
the future. And with the fucking "Natural Family Planning" bullshit
that they put in front of you at the Catholic classes before you are
married, you are sure to have six fucking kids before one or both of
you have lost all desire to have sex. That, or you kill yourself
because you decided that hell would be better then listening to 6
fucking kids everyday when you get home from work. What a bunch of
self serving pricks, those Catholics. Oh well what the fuck do I
know.
