SHIFTY ROAST RANTS

So, I was wondering what the hell I was going to do for Halloween this year. No kids this year to go trick-or-treating with. Didn't get invited to any kick ass parties, because I'm old and mean. So, besides the obvious drinking, I searched the internet for other things to do.....

While this looked like some good old vandalized style fun, I thought that getting caught drunkenly stabbing all the tires on my block may look bad when I run for president some day.

So I guess I'm left here just screwing around, or as we used to say, "fucking the dog". Google that phrase, and here is what you get:

Man, now that is fucking funny. That made my Halloween.

That and a bottle of Chivas 18 year old Scotch.