Potty Poetry

by Shifty

We all sit down to take a crap
Our ass cheeks take a little nap
The turd on water makes a little slap
We call it Potty Poetry.

The stalls are full of senseless chatter
Talk of who is fat and getting fatter
I simply can't stand this verbal batter
It's time for Potty Poetry.

I think of future public shits
When I can read the stalls with it
Devoid of ignorance but full of wit
We will enjoy the Potty Poetry.

So the next time you sit to do the deed
Don't just pull on your trusty steed
Think of wonderful verbs to read
And write your own Potty Poetry.

The world is based on words that ryme
They fill our thoughts and transcend time
It is the water into wine
We call it Potty Poetry.

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