The Thesaurus

by Roast

Here at Westwood all is OK
While you sit in your class.
The teachers here keep you at bay
While they poke you in the butt.

So here I sit in the computer lab
And my teacher will deduct.
I just hope I don't get crabs
While I sit here and get screwed.

I go to the bathroom and stand at the urinal
On the floor my shoes do stick.
It is distracting when I write in my journal
Because I play with my penis.

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