Lets All Have a Drink

by Roast

Liver, liver every where,
so lets all have a drink.

Now a days I take a shot,
just so I can think.

Forget the Coke, forget the tonic,
I'll just take some ice.

Drinking straight from the bottle,
really is quite nice.

Was that six, eight, or ten,
how many shots I do forget.

Sunday morn no church for me,
by the toilet with no regrets.

Here and now I end my rhyme,
I'm getting really woozy.

One last shot for my friend Shifty,
'cause Lori's such a floozy.

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