Here
is a little ditty I wrote to the music of Social Distortion's "Reach
For The Sky". The first recorded attempt at Roast embarrassing
himself on the internets...enjoy.
When I was young I was invincible
I found myself not thinking twice
I never thought about crabs
I’m not afraid of crotch lice
But the day may come when you've got something to lose
And right after your done sucking on them boobs
You say to yourself "Dear, God What have I Done?"
And hope its not to late cause right now it’s to early to come
Don’t stroke her pie cause to early you will come
Don’t stroke her pie cause to early you will come
Last night is history
And condom use is a mystery
But I'm leaving right now
It doesn’t matter how you feel about me
The salami I’ll hide
And hope I come inside
Stroke her pie
I ain't never gonna die
And I thank the Lord for the hole that I have found
And hold you tight cause too early I will come
Don’t stroke her pie cause to early you will come
Don’t stroke her pie cause to early you will come
(Guitar SOLO!!)
So if you please take this moment
Try if you can to make it last
Don't think about no future
Soon you will be in my past
And make it last
Don’t stroke her pie cause too early you will come
(don’t stroke her pie I ain't never going down)
Don’t stroke her pie cause too early you will come
(don’t stroke her pie I ain't never going down)
Don’t stroke her pie cause too early you will come
(don’t stroke her pie I ain't never going down)
Don’t stroke her pie cause too early you will come
