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read the revised lyrics below...
I was
thinking about a big long cock
Even as I knelt and chowed her box
Lesbians under a bridge
She talked me in to it
I’m about halfway across
With my doubts and fears taggin’ along
But I needed a change
I hate men anyway
I bang her lookin' just a bit ashamed
I said, You know, I haven't always been this gay
I've loved men’s boners, damn it’s fun
Boners, They used to make me come
Boners, when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do
Like astroglide, coming back for more
Even though, my anus was torn
And memories like a facial so warm
I’ve never left a man blue
Lookin' at me now you might not know it
But I've loved men’s boners
I laid there tryin' to find my nerve
Discarding ever single Pole on Earth
I don’t care at all
I won’t miss the Dong
My new girl friend kept hanging around
Fisting me, and going down
I think she recognized
That look in my eyes
Laying with her there I felt ashamed
I said, I never came that hard ‘till I turned gay
I've loved men’s boners, damn it’s fun
Boners, They used to make me come
Boners, when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do
Like the first time, I tried sixty-nine
And I swallowed it deep, it was fine
It’s a position that, when done right,
Could always see me through
Lookin' at me now you might not know it
But I've loved men’s boners
I know somewhere in a bedroom late tonight
I’ll tell a lesbian my story one more time
I’ll say:
I've loved men’s boners, damn it’s fun
Boners, They used to make me come
Boners, when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do
Like that cool night underneath the bridge
When a young woman tongued my bits
I came right there, wasn't scared a bit
And then I felt the urge for poon
