Roast and Emily running through Shoshone,
Laughing back and forth at what the other has to say,
Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time,
Then she dumped me on my ass on my birthday.
Julie to the song She's been working on the Railroad.
She's been praying with the Mormons,
all the live long day.
She's been praying with the Mormons,
just to pass the time a-way.
Can't you see Roast's crush on her,
On this girl he's sold.
She dumped him right before wrestling practice,
and the coffee is not even cold.
Kristin to the Do-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do song.
Here she comes just a walkin' down the street,
A-do-dump-dump-dump a-do-dump-dump.
Tits so big, she can not see her feet.
A-do-dump-dump-dump a-do-dump-dump.
Next thing I know she was skiing next to me,
A-do-dump-dump-dump a-do-dump-dump.
Dumping me any time that a moment was free,
A-do-dump-dump-dump a-do-dump-dump.
In the middle of math class was the last time,
A-do-dump-dump-dump a-do-dump-dump.
We hate each other, but she still is fine.
Liz to the Girl, you'll be a woman soon song.
Girl, you'll be a woman, soon.
I wanted you so much and I threw it all away cause my bitch ex
girlfriend hated you and wanted to get back to me, but it's not
that
time.
Jessica to George Strait's It ain't cool to be crazy
about you.
It ain't cool, to be crazy about you.
You loved me, but I did not love you.
It ain't suave-faire, to let you know I care, like you do.
So you dumped me cause I was cool.
I now skip over all the sluts I had over that long alcohol
soaked period
of my life.
Rebecca to Princes We are the champions.
I asked her out, she turned me down.
We met at a party, I was drunk and she thought I was a clown.
But I kept on trying, until she caved.
We started dating, I slowed down on drinking and my liver was
saved!
Then came Ryea, Ryea, Ryea!
I, am the champion of the girls.
I, picked the best for my world.
I am the champion, I am the champion,
No time for Ryea, cause I went back to Rebecca, and got my girl.
