Here I am in the place where I let cum go,
Here I am in the place where the wind does blow,
Everyday like a Mardi-Gras
Everybody party all day
No study
All play.....OK.
So I drink alot of something just to rest a spell,
Me and Shifty at the bar running up a high bill.
We got the cocks to feel, and
some holes we'll seal,
We see two for one hookers and say "What a deal"
Can y'all feel me? (please)
All races and nations.
None of you are welcome,
in these open spaces.
Russian, Jamaican, Indian, Hation
Black, Mexican, Cuban, and Asian.
Everyone knows the snow ain't nothin to mess with,
But I can't see a flake as I bake, it's a trip.
Fully dressed girls, poorly equipped, and they are screaming out
"Roast take a hit!"
I only came for four years of playing,
But everyone who comes always winds up staying.
This is the kind of town I can stay drunk for days in,
Laramie, the city that keeps alcoholism blazin'.
Party in the city till the break of dawn,
Drop acid, eat shrooms and sing a song.
Going to Laramie, Bienvinido e Laramie.
Can y'all feel me? (please)
All races and nations.
None of you are welcome,
in these open spaces.
Russian, Jamaican, Indian, Haitian
Black, Mexican, Cuban, and Asian.
Cheyenne has it going on,
And Bosler is the town we know don't sleep.
We all know that Woods Landing and Medicine Bow stay Jiggy,
But Laramie brings the heat, for real, you don't understand.
I've never seen so many flat chested women with pasty white tans.
