My right arm has a hand
and it makes a fist,
I use it every day.
I say "Man I really need to work my wrist,
in the best, kind of way."
I sit on my ass
with my hand on my bone,
to give myself play in the day.
I wish I got denaro just stay at home,
my friend you gatta say:
I will play, I will play-a heh heh heh
man I really need a hand job.
I won't give you no money, no way heh a
baby just give me a quick hand job.
I guess all that palming,
well it isn't enough,
just to keep my horny urges at bay.
But all that masturbation, well it isn't enough,
cause my dicks got a funny taste.
I will play, I will play-a heh heh heh
man I really need a hand job.
I won't give you no money, no way heh a
baby just give me a quick hand job.
Well I guess it ain't easy not gettin any at allllll-heh heh
But hey man smooth palms just don't cum along, every day
(let me tell you 'bout my other hand now!)
My left arm has a hand
and it strokes real quick
I use it every payday.
I reward myself with a smoother flick,
just because I can't get laid
I will play, I will play-a heh heh heh
man I really need a hand job.
I won't give you no money, no way heh a
baby just give me a quick hand job.
