I was playing on the playground, late one day
When my voice did crack, and I did say
Mean things to a girl, to cause a rise
And suddenly, to my surprise
(She did the mash) She did the BallSac Mash
(The BallSac Mash) It was a playground smash
(She did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(She did the mash) She did the BallSac Mash
From my hangout in, the Swing set East
To the teeter totter, where the fat kids feast
The girls all came, from their humble abode
To get a jolt, and kick me in the Chode
(And do the mash) And do the BallSac Mash
(The BallSac mash) And do my playground smash
(To do the mash) They caught on in a flash
(To do the mash) To do the BallSac mash
The scene was rocking all were digging the sound
Little Roast holding his crotch, and baying like a Hound
The nut bag Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the Sack Kicker Five
Out from his tears, Roast’s voice did ring
It seems he was worried 'bout just one thing
He looked up and shook his fist, and said
"Whatever happened to my Laramie-Nipple Twist?"
(It's now the mash) It's now the BallSac Mash
(The BallSac mash) And it's a playground smash
(It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash
(It's now the mash) It's now the BallSac Mash
Now everything's cool, Roast blocks with his hand
And my BallSac Mash, it's the hit of the land
For you, the ‘giners, this Mash was meant, too
When you get to my door, tell them AMY sent you
(And you can Mash) And you can BallSac Mash
(The BallSac mash) And do my playground Smash
(And you can Mash) You'll catch on in a flash
(Then you can Mash) Then you can BallSac Mash
