WHISKEY SHITS AND A PEE:

Wish that I didn't have the Whiskey Shits,
sitting on this shit can
Ain't no chunks in my whiskey shits;
better turn on the fart fan

once I met a girl with the whiskey shits
good looking but a little fat
smelled real bad but the cherry I still did pop
Man I still regret that.

Whiskey Shits, you'll always be
what goes with a hangover to me;
Good ol' whiskey shits
whiskey shits and a pee
whiskey shits and a pee

Once I clenched real hard on whiskey shits
looking for a bathroom stall;
filled my pants full of whiskey shits,
reckon I can't go back to the mall

corn isn't usually in my whiskey shits
it's too chunky by far
that's why when ever I get the whiskey shits
I refuse to drive a car

Whiskey Shits, you'll always be
what goes with a hangover to me;
Good ol' whiskey shits
whiskey shits and a pee
whiskey shits and a pee

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