When I was eighteen I was fallin' fast
For a big-titted girl in my homeroom class.
Tryin to convincer her to put out
Was like tryin' to pour water from an upside down glass out.
The diseases I contracted, I can't say.
She fucked all my friends and me in the same day.
I learned something from my big-titted girl:
Hurts to pee, you got to give her a whirl.
Life's a dick, you suck and you blow.
Sometimes you spit, sometimes you swallow.
Don't worry 'bout what you don't know,
Go to the doctor and let the penicillin flow.
The longer I live the more I believe
You do have to pay if head you want to receive.
There's a time to listen, a time to talk.
Just don’t give her your keys, or else you’ll walk.
Had chicks let me cum on their face,
Double-teamed a girl, and I lost the race.
Fucked a girl behind an open door.
That was one great party, we all fucked that whore.
Life's a dick, you suck and you blow.
Sometimes you spit, sometimes you swallow.
Don't worry 'bout what you don't know,
Go to the doctor and let the penicillin flow.
Life's a dick, you suck and you blow.
Sometimes you spit, sometimes you swallow.
Don't worry 'bout what you don't know,
Go to the doctor and let the penicillin flow.
