Well I ain't never,
been the good in bed type.
No I don't like to change things up,
I'd rather do missionary all night;
in the bedroom, no not the kitchen,
and no way on a 4 wheel drive tail gate.
When I cum after just 1 minute,
I believe that I was great.
Some people look down on me,
cuz my pants ain't zipped,
Thats just in case a girl turns me on
so I don't get a cum stain on my hip.
Chorus:
Premature ejaculation,
I'm not a long, dong, stud.
It's just a product of the whacking,
two shakes, a quiver and I'm done.
And I keep the jergins lotion around
for when I'm all alone.
And I know all the bass lines
from every porno song.
So here's to all my brothas out there,
that get it done quickly,
Let me hear a big hell ya from the
premature ejaculators like me.
Hell Ya!!!
Victoria Secret,
well that stuffs real nice;
but by the time that you get naked,
I've already come twice.
Your just so sexy, really sexy,
I'm as rock hard as can be.
Then you show a nipple,
and I get my exstasy relief.
Perhaps if you were less trashy,
or a little less hard core,
I'd last a little longer
if you wern't such a dirty whore.
