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REDNECK WOMAN:

Well I ain't never,
been the barbie doll type;
No I don't need to drink champagne
to let a guy ride me all night.
In a tavern, or in a honkey tonk,
or on a four wheel drive tailgate.
I've got bruises on my knees,
from Lynard, Kidd and Strait.
Some people look down on me,
when I'm sucking their dick;
I just kneel there with a big 'ol smile
and a cum stain on my lip.

Chorus:
Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my rasin'
I give blow jobs all night long.
And I keep my bedroom shades open
and the lights on all night long.
So I can show my neighbors
how I look without a bra.
So here's to all my sisters out there
calling me slutty.
Let me give a big fuck you
to all the uptight bitches I see.

Fuck you.

Victoria's Secret,
well their stuffs real nice.
But I can't afford their lingerie
unless I double my price.
But who needs sexy? yeah sexy,
like those models on T.V.
No I don't need no designer tag
my legs spread way to easy.
Well you might think I'm trashy,
because my porn site is hardcore.
But on my back in the woods
I'm just the average whore.

Chorus.

 

 

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