To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
for the stranger there amongst them had a tattoo on his dick
Tattoo on his dick
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's a pornman loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the tattoo on his dick
Tattoo on his dick
In this town there lived a pornstar by the name of Stark Naked
Many men had tried to please her and that many men were dead
She was slutty and a thriller though a youth of forty years
And the crotch between those thighs had seen more dick than Brittany
Spears
More dick than Brittany Spears
Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona pornman with the meanest dick in town
He came here to pound some pussy till the 'joiner fairly bled
And he said it didn't matter he was after Stark Naked
After Stark Naked
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Stark Naked
But the pornstar didn't worry men that tried before were dead
Two hundred men had tried to please her two hundred men had came too
quick
Two hundred one would be the pornman with the tattoo on his dick
Tattoo on his dick
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from their windows every-body stroked their nuts
They knew this handsome pornman was about to do this slut
About to do this slut
There was about four inches between them when they stopped to make
their play
And the stiffness of the pornman is still talked about to-day
Stark Naked had not quite mounted when some jism fairly ripped
And Stark Naked stood there solemnly with a cum stain on her hip
Cum stain on her hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the pornman on the ground
Oh they wondered bout the tattoo as he lay there on his back
The inscription they were reading said 'my other dick is black'
