He's been going out with Bruce,
He's been going out with Steve.
Said he'd let one know, by tonight, which man he would marry.
So Bruce waited by the phone,
but Jim never called him up
If gay marriage not been approved,
Bruce realized, this situation would never have come up.
Bruce's dick is limp between his thighs,
Jim's rear's preoccupied.
Steve signed the prenuptials for a dick to suck.
They're both down at the city hall,
San Francisco's happy for them all.
If your a queer get married here.
Now the gay man's fucked.
Bruce was broken up inside,
The gay bar's where he spent the night.
Wondering what it was with Steven's dong,
that made Jim's butt feel right.
Their marriage didn't last a year.
Jim soon got tired of Steve's butt.
So he filed for divorce, and then of course,
the situation soon got all fucked up.
California's fear is realized.
Gay pride falls by the wayside.
A golden band on the left hand,
doesn't mean that much.
When you're married life gets rough,
one butt never is enough.
Marriage isn't new, it will fail for you too. The gay man's fucked.
Just here them sigh, why did we try? The gay man's fucked.
Life was so grand with balls in hand.
Now the gay man's fucked.
Why weren't we satisfied, chasing brown eye. Now we're all just
fucked.
Just thank your rear, you are not queer. Cause the gay man's fucked.